In an effort to avoid the crazy people of New York (i.e. the drunk guy who patrols West Village's Carmine St. in an incredibly fancy coat and incredibly bare feet) one must acquire a "resting bitch face."
1. Never make eye contact.
2. Keep headphones in your ears, even if it's not actually connected to your iPhone.
3. Practice these juking techniques with a friend or an easily excitable pet.
Featuring Mimi Abintra, Location Soho